Friday, September 24, 2010

who died and made you the king of anything?

Sara Bareilles. I'm glad we've reunited. She has such catchy jams. I remember the days of "Love Song." I still sing that song today. Now I have another song to look forward to singing when I am old and dying.

Well right meow, it is 5:55 am. I just ate me a chicken salad samich and it was delish. Also, I have just woken up from a one-hour nap because I have been studying all night. No, not because I've been procrastinating. I actually started studying Monday. Yeah, I know, I'm just as shocked. Anyways, I'm pulling an all-nighter because I have to make absolute certain that I make all A's this semester. Yes, that's right. All A's, and you know what? I'm gonna do it. You wanna know why? Because I'm actually doing what I'm supposed to be doing this semester. Last year I decided it was a good idea to sit on my ass and not do my work. Well this semester, shit gets real. So far, so good. I'm pretty excited about it. It's a tirsty tursday and I'm studying. Yeah, times are changing my friends. Instead of family fun night, it's family study/homework night. According to AMHooper, my all a's stand for astounding student not alcoholism. Oh how I love the wit of her and all of her "diva shit." I also love how my wonderful roommate, Jameson Dove, likes to sing party, party, party, let's all get wasted. Oh wait she doesn't sing that, she sings study, study, study, let's all get smart. I love that even more. Its the new term to get each other to do our work. Along with BROB who constantly makes jokes with us about school.

I've pretty much been having the best time ever here in the Classic City, a.k.a. Athens, GA. Best city ever. I love everything about being here.
Reasons I love this place so much?:
1. I love the fact that I live not even 5 minutes from Target.
2. I love my roommates, even when they like to play roommate wars and stick condoms on my car or in my bookbag so they will fall out for the whole world to see. I also love how Jameson will pick me up on Thursday nights so that I don't have to pay cab fees. I also love cooking for them and I love that our apartment is pretty much awesome.
3. I love that we have like 10 Inoko's here.
4. I love Downtown Athens. Not only for the fabulous bars they have but for the wonderful company you have when you are in those bars. I also love shopping and eating downtown. Some of the best places in the world.
5. I love that Athens is one of the best places to be on GameDays. "Saturday in Athens," it's ahhh-mazing. I love UGA Football. It's great.
6. I love that this place is a mere 20-25 minutes from my family. I can go home whenever I like just to say high and my mom can come visit me and we can go eat and catch up on petty gossip and what's going on in the fam.
7. I love knowing that if I'm hungry at 3am I can call ChooChoo and have Japanese at my doorstep in minutes. Also, I can have pizza there as well.
8. I love knowing that if I'm in trouble there are atleast 30 or more people I can call to help me out.
9. I love that this place has made me start being a better person. Jameson and I are going to start being mentors like our other awesome roommate BROB. Yeah better persons.
10. Bring here has just made me happy in general, which makes this another reason why I love this place.

In conclusion (sorry for me acting like I'm giving a speech, Communications will do that to a person), I believe that I am the happiest I have ever been in my life. Although, going to the T. Swift concert with Bekah made me pretty damn happy. This place is my happy place and anyone who tries to take me out of my happy place is just mean.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

"Just when I thought it couldn't get any hotter, I fell in love witht the farmer's daughter"

So I went to the beach and it was great. I got to drink all day everyday and rekindle my relationship with one of my best friends as a kid, The Mace. I also got to spend some quality time with Katie who is probably one of the craziest girls I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. Normally I'm not the type of person who likes to eat in every night at the beach. I go for the "let's get dressed up and go out every night." When you're out with just a group of friends that's the way to go but being there with people who are practically my family it was easy to just chill out and have fun, drink all day, and have some good laughs. That's lame I know but it's true.

This had been a great day. Not really sure what we were dancing too.


Apparantly, I make this face all the time.


If I'm still having this much fun at 49 years old then I will be living a damn good life. Pam & Kaye wearing my grandmothers depends. Lol. =)


My favorite picture.


Lately, I cannot sleep. Not one bit. No matter what time I go to sleep I end up waking up after like 6 hours. Just like right meow when I'm writing this blog. I had like 5 hours of sleep last night and I can't sleep now and I can guarantee you I will be up no later than 10:30 or 11 in the morning. That calls for like 6 or 7 hours of sleep. I can't believe I am saying this but I can't wait to get back to school so I can get back on my sleeping schedule and my eating schedule then all will be great.

How does everyone feel about living in a dream world? Is it okay that sometimes I feel the need to live vicariously through my chick lit/romance novels? Is it sad that I wish life were that way sometimes? No, I don't think so thanks. It would be a different story if I actually thought that life happened that way but it doesn't. Or atleast it hasn't happened to me. If for some weird ass reason some guy comes in and sweeps me off my feet I will be glad to change my view on life. I may act like I live in my little dream world where everything is full of sunshine and flowers and love is like it is in my novels but I don't believe it. Or most of it anyways. I know that it exists and everything but I don't think that some good looking guy with tanned skins, great abs, blonde/brown haired, blue-eyed Romeo is going to come my way and rock my world. I wish that would happen. That's the dream and I hope it happens. If you like to live in a dream world like me, you do it to it. Nobody cares because everybody has there little dream worlds and if you don't you are full of shit. It's kind of like the Doc said "I have a Dream." Well you know what Doc King? I have a dream too. It's for my dream world to come true. That was your dream world doc. Sure, the slaves were freed but there are still the prejudice assholes who still judge people by their skin color, their character, and by how much money they have. And like Mr. John Lennon said "A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." If you've got someone to be in your dream world with you, then you've got it all. And lucky you, hold onto that person and never let them go.

Okay well enough of that psychobabble bullshit.

Here's what I miss:
I miss living on my own.
I miss being a kid.
I miss when I could talk to my dad without being a smartass.
I miss Jamie.
I miss weekly lunches with Nikki.
I miss seeing Bekah everyday and talking to her about everything, including Taylor Swift.
I miss sitting and staring at Anna-Marie at her house.
I miss my Papa & Johnny.
I miss my Granma Mot not being sick. (For her, not me)
I miss Bailey, not seeing her for almost 7 months sucks.
I miss bee-bopping around to my own beat. (I'm starting this again)
I miss being the type of friend I used to be with you.
I miss not having a job.
I miss my daily routine.
I miss the beach.
I miss walking with Cornayyyy.
I miss spending every night with my best friend.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

just know wherever you are, honey, i pray for you.

So what's going on in my life? Well not really anything. Actually kind of some things but nothing really. If I cared about NBA I might have a life right now because supposedly that is still going on. All I do is lay out by my pool, which works well with getting my fake tan on and it's nice and relaxing except when it's hot as 400 hell. I work, occasionally. They like to give me like 10 hours a week. I mean I'm not real mad about it but it might be nice to make some good money every now and again.
Corny and I took a trip to the Boro to visit with Beks. It was great. We finally got our moves down for our next music video. Coming out by the end of Summer 10. Be prepared bitches. Got to do some catching up and hanging out with her and like 5 minutes with TayTay but we ain't mad about it. We also got to be on the beach for like 4 hours and I realized how much I love Tybee. Like I'm pretty sure it's my second favorite beach falling slightly behind Panama. But with this damn oil spill it's currently my favorite. We had some yummy Olive Garden and gossiped about everything and I realized how much I've missed Bekah. I mean we used to spend everyday together and now it's like oh well where's Bekah? Oh school, Tex ass, and NYC. Lucky bitch, except the school part. I forgive you for that one Beks. She wrote me a note, that was lovely and sweet. I also have been realizing lately how much I miss Bailey. Yeah you Bailey, the one who has a boyfriend and we will never see. I mean I haven't even known her for a year and I feel like I've known her for a long ass time. But I guess that's how it goes. Haven't seen her in almost 6 months. What a bitch that is.
Anyways, so my mom had surgery a little over a month ago and she seems to be doing better. My grandmother had surgery a couple weeks ago and I really just don't know what to think. She had a trach put in and I just feel so bad for her. My sweet, funny, and precious grandmother who loves to talk has a hard time doing it with that damn thing in it. I spent some time with her today and I realized I think she's ready to go. She just seems so give out all the time and she's had an amazing ride. I think she actually told my mom this and it's just hard on her too. So I've been trying to be an amazing daughter and like clean the house and stuff for her and it she really likes when I do that so that makes me feel better. My grandmother is such an amazing person and so is my mom. Two of the best women in the world right there. Promise you.
I love the Summer. Here's my reasons why:
1. I get to read about a millun books. Like I've read so many already this Summer and I still have like 2 months to go. I can make some recommendations if anyone would like some.
2. I get to lay out by my pool. Mmmmmm.
3. I get to spend all my time with my friends. Which is like the best thing ever.
4. I work like 10 hours a week.
5. No school=no homework & no tests.
6. I get to wear shorts.

I've just read Andrea's blog and it reminded me of how I've noticed that I've been dreaming a lot lately. Which is really weird for me because I used to dream like once every now and again but now it's like 3 or 4 times a week. Most of the time they are good but sometimes I dream bad things and I'm not sure what to think about all this mess.

Eclipse comes out in a little over a week and I'm pretty stoked about it. Since it's my favorite book I think I may die a little when I see it. We will see. Btdubya, if you don't have the Eclipse Soundtrack you should probably get it. It's amazing. Ours-The Bravery. Excellent song.

That's it for right meow. Toots.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

hello mother fucker, hey hi how ya durinnnn?

**Blog quotes inspired by Sex & The City.

So basically I figured I needed to write a blog seeing as though all of my fellow bloggers have written like 100 million since my last one. I'm not going to recount every single freaking detail since my last blog but here's a summary of the life of Callie:
Taylor Swift & Carrie Underwood in the same weekend was just abouts amazing. Finals sucked but I did alright on them. It's been like 3 weeks since school let out and so far this summer has been pretty fucking excellent. I've already been to the beach, where my girl CJ "almost died" from stingrays. That was just about the funniest shit in the world. I've been to the lake and I've been spending time with my amazing friends (did I mention they were AMAZING?).
Since I've seen the new Sex and the City 2 movie I started to watch the first season of the series. This quote was heard from the one and only Courtney Medders and it sums up what I'm about to talk about. "You can tell a lot about a person by their friends." -Miranda
I think that quote is as true as can be. It doesn't necessarily mean it's a bad thing but sometimes it can. I mean really and truly if you look at me and then check out my friends I'd say you can tell I'm a pretty fucking sweet ass person. People may disagree but screw them and their lame ass friends. I mean seriously, I've got some pretty amazing people that define my life. In my eye, it's not even weird that I'm content with just being with my friends. I don't need a man in my life to be happy. Having one would be great yes, but if I don't have one it's not the end of the world. My friends are the ones who have always been there to comfort me and make my day better. They always know what to say or do. Like when I've got a problem and I tell Bekah, she looks up the problem and we try to figure out what's up or what's wrong. Or when I tell CJ something and she cracks out some weird ass joke (in our weird language might I add) it just makes me feel better. Or when I let Anna-Marie know something and she can always tell me an instance in her life when that happened and then I feel better because normally what has happened to me isn't as either A) bad as hers or B) embarrassing as hers (no offense AMH, lmao). When I'm letting CMeddd know what's up she's like I feel yo pain girl and cracks out something worse that could happen. And lil Jameson just hugs me and talks in her high pitched voice and is like "CMarie, I love you" that can always make my day. Really, I have no idea where I would be or what type of person I would be without these girls. I really do believe in what they say in SATC "Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.” I think guys are just there as your companion, yeah they are your soulmate on some level, but I really think that it’s your friends that are your soulmates. I mean they are the ones who are there through heartbreaks, family problems, going out and having a good time, and even the little things. They are the ones who have gone through hell and back for you. THEY are your soulmates. THEY deserve that title.

“I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.” –Samantha
I just absolutely love this quote, mainly because as we all know this girl doesn’t really care about politics. I’m gonna be the person that votes for whoever I believe is the best. I’m not really affiliated with either party and honestly I would rather not think about it. Now what I love to think about is parties. That may make me seem dense or not worthy of anything but I don’t give a shit what anyone thinks of the way I live my life. Hell yes I love to party. Hell yes I love to drink and have a good time. Anyone who has a problem with other people having a good time needs to get a fucking life and try getting out in the world every once in a while.

“I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it.” -Carrie

This quote is inspired by all the dickheads in the world. Sometimes I really hate men. Treating your girlfriend like shit is just uncalled for and also cheating on them is just really shitty. Yeah okay people make mistakes but you just don’t intentionally cheat on someone. Yes men, you have balls and you love them, we fucking get it but we have boobs but that doesn’t mean we use them the way you assholes do. I’m not talking about all the men out there in the world. There are truly some wonderful guys in this world (like my Colton) but you men who like to use your dick as a “weapon” you are sick and seriously need to learn from the real men how to treat a lady. You men carry yourselves like you are ready to screw a chick 24/9. Not all women/girls like to be treated like a tissue (use it and dispose) all the time. And as for the cheating, well I’d like for you sons of bitches to have it done to you. It’s no fun. Not that it’s ever happened to me but it’s happened to people close to me and I would just like to say to you cheaters “screw you and your balls.”

Well enough about soulmates and bitching about dudes. That's all for now.
One more for the road?

"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it"
Damn, that's so true.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

"be a best friend, tell the truth, and overuse i love you...

...go to work, do your best, don't outsmart your common sense. never let your praying knees get lazy, and love like crazyyyy."
-Love Like Crazy, Lee Brice

So here’s a run-down of what’s been happening to me and in my life for a while now…

Spring Break was just bitchin this year. The beach was just the best thing that’s happened to me this year. I also got to be at home for a week so that was great. I was checking out the pictures from that trip last night and I about peed my paunts because I was laughing so hard, they are so damn funny. Then I went to the beach again just last weekend and got to see that house in The Last Song and all that jazz. Oh yeah, and I got to spend quality time with the Andrews family and eat delicious seafood.

My favorite books movie came out lately, The Last Song. All things aside, that book really is amazing. No, I don’t love the book just because Miley Cyrus plays the girl in it. I love pretty much anything Nicholas Sparks writes. The book is definitely one of my favorites. I think it is just very well written and you know me, all about the romance and shiz. The father/daughter relationship in the book is so great that at the end you will cry a mother freaking river, like seriously. The movie was actually really good too. Miley and her boo actually were normal actors in it. They did really good for “breakout roles” and so did the cute little boy and Greg Kinnear. I know people think I worship the ground Miley walks on, I really don’t. I just don’t hate her like most people do. Yes, I think she is really bitchy and I don’t agree with some of the choices she makes as a teenager but I still like her because I have always been a fan of Hannah Montana and her music. No one can tell me that they don’t like to rock out to “Party in the USA” every now and then. When it came out that’s all anyone did. Honestly, she wouldn’t be where she is today without Disney or her dad but I think that she is still successful AND her boyfriend is super hot, who doesn’t love them an “Awesome Aussie” nom nom.

I’m failing astronomy and am not doing so hot in my other classes. I’m really afraid that I may lose HOPE so TG thank god I’m attending G-ville next semester. It’s really sad when you stay up all damn night studying and you still fail the damned test. But whatever, I’m not going to stress so much. It’s my own damn fault. I farted around with my first tests in all my classes so that took a big toll on my grade.

On to another note of school, I changed my major to Communications. I plan on doing the whole Speech Communications thing or something along those lines because God knows I probably couldn’t get into Grady. We will try though. Anyways, I’m thinking that I’m going to have some fabulous career or something. I hope it all works out. Oh, and I’ve decided that I should minor in some kind of environmental studies so I can promote “going green” while doing all of my awesome publicist jobs.

My goal is to make it through these next 3 weeks without ripping someone’s head off. I’m almost positive that the week of finals will be the worst week of my life. No really. I have never had to take 4 tests in one week and I have no idea how to even begin to prep for them all at once. I guess I will have to start soon. Unfortunately.

On a better note, I get to see Taylor Swift in concert in like less than 2 weeks and I think that will be the best day ever. Seriously, I don’t give a shit what you assholes have to say about Taylor Swift. She’s amazing because she writes her own songs that are legit and real. I don’t care what anyone says, there isn’t a Taylor Swift song that doesn’t apply to their life someway or another. Girls, that is, even guys sometimes. Also, let’s be serious, she may not be able to sing live, but who can these days? If people could actually sing in this world we would have all of 3 singers. Taylor is also an amazing role model for chirrens. What mom doesn’t let their kid listen to Taylor Swift? She stays off of the radar and the only time she gets into the paparazzi shiz is when some shithead like Joe Jonas breaks up with her. Or she’s seen eating lunch with Tay Lautner or Finn from Glee. She is an amazing person with talent and she deserves everything that she earns in life.

Lately, I’ve been really obsessed with watching everything that Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock are in. I think those two women are just without a doubt the best women in Hollywood. So classy, and incredible actresses. I watched Notting Hill the other day with Julia and Hugh Grant and it’s a pretty good movie. I absolutely love Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, it’s one of the best. I also re-watched Sandy in Hope Floats because I haven’t seen that movie in years and I love that too. Sandy is an amazing actress in that and The Blind Side and the Proposal and just pretty much anything that she’s in. Oh and Miss Congeniality, cannot forget about that one.

I’m currently reading this excellent book called “If I Stay” by Gayle Forman. I think everyone should read it. It’s really good. I’m gonna have to take a break on reading until after finals because sometimes I get so caught up in my romance/teen/Nicholas Sparks novels I forget about everything else that I’m supposed to do. I’m also gonna have to call it quits with watching movies all the time and use my spare time to study.

Well that’s all I have to rant about as of now. Dueces.

Quotes of the day/week/month:

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
-Ben Franklin
“Sometimes you make choices in life and sometimes, they make you.”
-If I Stay
“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy asking him to love her.”
-Notting Hill
“Beginnings are scary and endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most.”
-Hope Floats
“Sometimes you have to be apart from the people you love, but that doesn’t make you love them any less. Sometimes you love them more.”
-The Last Song
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”
-Love Story
“If I had a good side, that would not be a way to get on it”
-Damon Salvatore, Vampire Diaries
“Did you know that dolphins are actually gay sharks?”
-Brittany, Glee